Verizon Wireless has this fun feature called Text to Landline where you can send a text message to a landline phone number and a computerized voice will deliver the message using text to speech technology. Here are some funny messages I've sent to my landline from my cell phone so I could share them here. (Note: for privacy reasons I've edited the recordings so that they do not say my cell phone number).
Wireless charges 25¢ for each message sent using their text to landline service,
be aware of this if you also choose
to use text to landline on your phone, Also note: I do not charge you for funny text to landline requests, if it makes me laugh, I'll happily
pay Verizon a quarter and add the recording of it to this page, so please send the funny ideas my way! I'll even send you the MP3 upon request.